December 5th … international day of the ninja. Everything you do, you should do with stealth and lethality. Taking out the garbage? Do it in the dark of night so the neighbors do not see you. Need a beer? Slither into the kitchen as you blend into the walls and shadows. Need to visit the toilet in the middle of the night? Tinkle without sound or splash. And if you need to kill anything do it quickly, silently and accurately. There will be no second chance to stomp that spider. You are the master … of the night … of the shadows. 